February 2012
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Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no makeup...
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece, love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful, but you don't even try.
Christina Aguilera: You are beautiful, no matter what they say.
Kids at school: What is that omg go back to the zoo
I stare at you
When you’re not looking
And when you look over
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Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
Anonymous asked: The last person you texted sends you a photo text with shit in a toilet. Before you can think "wtf" they add "Made a big dump today!" What do you do?
PUT A LETTER FROM A - Z IN MY ASK BOX AND I'LL...
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Me when I get home from school
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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Anonymous asked: Eighteen
